I gave up smoking more than 10 years ago. No, I don't say that like it's a bad thing.
And I haven't been in the boys room in ... well ... a few months actually. Look, it was Starbucks, the ladies was locked and I had to pee really badly. So I hopped to the other side of the hall.
What does that have to do with another song off the wretched Theatre of Pain?
But it's only 22 days until I hear it live!